Oh Betty...

Are you sad you two didn't work out?

There's a two for on deal going on.. you wanna go?!

"What are you doing now'a days?

Livin' the Dream Sucka 

Fun fact to remember

When your friend says, "Hey, I have cash for you" from something you had long forgotten you had paid for..

Cheers

When it's almost the weekend...

Did you remember to grab that for me?..

Caught

When someone catches you doing something weird and all you can do is... 

Spider

The horrific moment you see a creepy spider come out and scurry across the floor... 

I love a man that can dance...

Yes, I'm single... did someone ask?!

Be cool be cool...